What if Google is owned by aliens? Video
What if Google is owned by aliens? Video Transcript
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>> What if aliens secretly owned Google? I think it would mean that the mission to organize the world's information is some sort of pun in their secret alien language; like to serve man. So in alien organize means eat and the world's information means jam. I think Google is run by a bunch of jam sucking aliens. Lock your cupboard. ^M00:00:29 [ Music sound effects ] ^M00:00:31
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