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Video description: It's the only show outlandish enough to make fun of bad B movies from the comfort of a spaceship floating above Earth. Joel Hodgson and Mike Nelson, along with their companions -- the wisecracking Crow and well-read chick magnet Tom Servo -- make suffering through Hollywood's worst films a breeze. Collection Volume 9 is a four-DVD boxed set containing four more of the top fan-requested episodes: Women Of The Prehistoric Planet, Wild Rebels, The Sinister Urge, and The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies.

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