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Ep. 980: You can't poke the Pope
Created: 05/22/2009
Video description: Pope Benedict XVI has embraced Facebook but it's just an App. So you can't write on the Pope's wall or poke. We also are excited for the Queen to get her golden Wii. And we're somewhat excited about the Palm Pre still. We also discover the meaning of PORN. Private Online Retail Network.

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