For those at CNET who tug on my leash, I am sometimes a guinea pig.
However, when they ordered me to get a new girlfriend, I was a little disturbed by the personal nature of the request.
Weren't there laws against this kind of thing? Politely, they explained to me that I needed a girlfriend who didn't actually exist, but who would satisfy me at a virtual--and therefore more profound--level than any terrestrial being.
Feeling deeply relieved--as anything other than a virtual woman would most certainly cause intractable problems--I set about testing Cloud Girlfriend.