Mankind must never stand still.
It must strive toward progress and prove to the universe that it is a singular intelligence.
I am delighted, therefore, to announce the next step in humanity's self-development: The Selfie Olympics.
The idea, as far as I can see, is to find the one, true, golden expression of self-expression. I am grateful to Hypervocal for discovering this gem, one to which many have already contributed.