John Malkovich is one of the world's more prominent Croats. Oh, alright, he was born in Illinois. But he performs regularly in Dubrovnik and his Croatian blood oozes through his personality like the finest Dalmatian wine oozes through my blood whenever I'm there.
So who better, in the midst of the deep sadness of Siri allegedly being banned by IBM, to defend her honor?
In two new Apple ads, Malkovich teaches Siri just what it is to be John Malkovich.
In the first, he jokes with Siri about Portuguese sausage. At least that's what I think he … Read more